I Booked A Random Escort In Each Of Five NYC Boroughs (To See The Difference)
I’ve been single for the past three years ever since my divorce. And you know what happened after my wife left me? I got promoted at my job and moved to NYC. This was a dream come true. A dream that she also had. Now she is stuck in London, and I am living the high life. I don’t want to remarry or even have another relationship. The single life treats me well. Especially since I have no work schedule and I can wake up whenever I want.
The nights are pretty wild. I go on lots of Tinder dates, and when I don’t have the energy for all the dating and hookup games, I just book an escort. I know everything about the escorts near me. I tried them all. And last month, I even played a game. I wrote an app that would select random escorts off this escort directory and used it to pick a girl from each of the five NYC boroughs. It was kind of crazy. And I loved it. Here’s my experience.
The Bronx – The Latina Gymrat
Have you been to the Bronx lately? It is in a funky state at the moment. Half of it is gentrified while the other half is still caught in what it used to be. This combination makes it safe, clean, and wild at the same time. There are still lots of Latinas in the Bronx, and so, by chance, my app picked up a Latina for the night. She was a bit expensive, but she was a top-shelf gym rat chick. There was no flaw on her body. From head to toe, she was perfect. I don’t think I’ve been with a woman as beautiful as she was. And I’ve been with plenty of luxury escorts in these past years. Not to mention that she had incredible stamina. She ravaged me. Surely I will call her again.
Brooklyn – The Hipster Chick
The Brooklyn escorts are something else. This place is totally gentrified. And I know that people hate on the hipsters. But the hipster chicks are cool women. My app had me book one of these hipster chicks. I booked her for three hours and had her come over to my apartment. I actually live in Brooklyn. Let me tell you, this chick was so fun that I kind of missed having a girlfriend. We chatted for so long. We had a lot of fun talking and laughing. So much so that I asked her to spend the night. And she did without any extra charge. I guess I was good company for her as well. Or maybe the three hours I booked her for were already pretty expensive. That’s the problem with Brooklin these days. Everything got so expensive.
Manhattan – The Russian Bombshell
The app spilled out such a cliché with this one. I got one of those luxury escorts from Manhattan. And you can be sure she was Russian. She had a funny, but sexy accent. She was taller than me and also wearing high heels. A girl who could be a Victoria’s Secret model, but who chose to become an escort. She had her own place, in a high-rise building, with an incredible view. I banged her against the window of her apartment. She even left her titties imprinted on the glass. Phenomenal lover, but not as much of a talker. She was kind of boring. So instead of hanging out, I had her blow me for the rest of the two-hour booking. She was committed, and she did it without a condom. I left her a tip.
Queens – The Ebony Baddie
Queens is still ruled by the black community. And even though I love ebonies, I never booked one in the area. I always thought it was too dangerous. But since the app dictated, I embarked on this journey. She booked me in this shady motel. We met in the room, and she put on such a great show for me. She twerked and stripped, and she gave me one of the sloppiest blowjobs of my life. I didn’t resist much with her. The moves she had were crazy. But it felt like she just wanted to make me cum fast so that she could be on her way. It worked. We didn’t connect mentally, but her pussy was fire.
Staten Island – The MILF
This was from last night. I spent the night with this last escort. She was a hot MILF from Staten Island who lived in this fancy house. She was also recently divorced and told me that she became an escort just for the fun of it. We bonded over our divorces, drank two bottles of wine together, fucked so passionately and dirty, and then fell asleep in the bedroom that she used to share with her husband. This last experience was so therapeutic for both of us.
And so you have it, my little experiment. Now I think that I should launch this app on the web so that men like me could use it as well. Would you use it? Are you ready to let the code choose whom you bang? Let me know!